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Re: Lightning
In the event of finding yourself in a thunderstorm on a golf course the following procedure should enable you to make it to safety without being struck by lightning.
Take the number two iron from your golf bag and walk towards the clubhouse holding it as high above your head as possible.
This should ensure you are not struck. The explanation is simple: not even God can hit a number two iron.
Disclaimer: Anyone foolish enough to employ this method will at least demonstrate that adaptive evolution through natural selection is still effective.
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