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Originally Posted by Michaelangelica
The book that is out-selling the bible 100 to1 her in Oz at the moment is a household cleaning book. Book shops order them in lots of 700!(for the weeks sales!) |
We must be a terribly messy country! I think I'll be getting a copy because my husband gets food stains on his shirts, and the Sard Wonder Spray can't always remove them.
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Originally Posted by Michaelangelica
I first found the "pulling power' of stain remover hints when I went to pick up my kids from school one day. I, the one male, stood in a group of waiting nice looking young Mums. They steadfastly ignorned me until I chirped in with a stain-removal hint. Then ALL eyes immedialetly focused on me. I was THE center of attraction.!!
Unfortunately I wasn't able to capitalize on my new found fame as i could not remember the satin removing fine detail. but the experience shook me. My advice to all young male "studs is to buy and study the above book.
you never know when it might come in handy
"A man walks into a bar. His eyes make contact with abeautiful blond. Is that a stain I see on your pretty pocket?"  Be lieve me that is/would be THE best pick up line ever and never used because of male ignorance-but now the word is out! |
The way to a woman's heart is stain removal tips... Woo her over a bottle of wine, a nice dinner, and a tip on how to remove tea and coffee stains from cups using salt.
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Originally Posted by Michaelangelica
Another "Chick-Magnet" as they say in Oz is to take your baby down to the beach to play in the sand. All these beautiful, hardly dressed women come up and talk to you. Amazing
My wife began to wonder why i was so keen on taking my little one (1 YO) to the beach all the time.
So guys borrow ababy and go to the beach. this works!
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I've heard of this one. Just don't go with any other guys or the women will think you're gay (not that there's anything wrong with that...)
