Okay, it's Friday, boys and girls, and you must check out this whacky piece of nonsense, or "
alternative science technology" as they refer to themselves. I present for your edification and entertainment, the
The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™, which...
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...incorporates several future technologies as a basis for its creation and capsular design. The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ is a functional scientific creation based on the principles of sacred geometry , zero-point energy, orgonomy, superconductivity, and harmonic frequencies of light. ...The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ is an antenna for cosmic energy (tachyons) which act as a harmonizing field for the mind body and soul.
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YES! For only 90 bucks (American), you too can eliminate pesticides from your food, remove negative auras from your chakras, attract hot young Norwegian babes {
are you listening, Tormod?}, and harmonize your personal energy field
with the whole freakin' Cosmos!!!
WHAT A DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!
