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Re: Quote of the day
lol awesome quote.
upon talking about a fix that our AV group did for a customer (mind you this is something they have been dealing with for 3 years):
"I walked in there, not even 2 hours later i diagnosed what the problem was. I walked over to them and said i found a problem and was going to take care of it, they were surprised, they were like 'Are you really going to fix it?' I was a little startled, should have said 'psych, got ya! I was just playing with you guys.' and walked out...."
One of our sales people:
him > "... I have another customer to see, and i just spilled water on my lap."
me > "So?"
him > "Well, i gotta present to a customer and i look like i peed myself!"
me > "Just start a wet tee shirt contest and nobody will notice a thing..."
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Microsoft, the leader in using innovative tactics to promote irksome experience, coupled with antiquated technology that's held together by a pyramid of makeshift afterthoughts.
Apple, the leader in using irksome tactics to promote innovative experience, coupled with an antiquated core that's enhanced by state-of-the-art afterthoughts.
Linux, the leader in not using any tactics to promote user-defined experience, coupled with state-of-the-art core enhanced by innovative afterthoughts.
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