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Originally Posted by Moontanman
It reminds me of the beautiful woman in a sports car who was speeding at a break neck speed and was pulled over by the police. she unbuttoned her blouse a coulpe of buttons and then made sure her ample assets were in plain veiw as the cop walked up and started writing her a ticket for speeding. she looked at him with big eyes and said "I didn't think the police gave tickes to beautiful women" With out hesitation he handed her the ticket and said " We don't "
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Or the story of the cheerful truck driver who pulled up at a roadside stop in the middle of the night for a meal.
While he was eating, three wild-looking motorcyclists roared up- tattooed, leather-jacketed, mean, filthy.
Spoiling for a fight, they started bulling the truckie. One threw salt at him, another stole his chips, the third poured tea into his lap. But the truck driver refused to be drawn. without saying a word, he stood up, paid his bill and left.
"That bloke ain't much of a fighter", sneered one of the bikers to the pretty girl behind the counter.
Suddenly there was a terrible racket from outside. Peering into the night, the girl said "He ain't much of a driver either.
He's just reversed his rig over three motorcycles."
