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[Ahmabeliever]

I like to write poems, the rhyming ones most
I make them satirical, and read them at toasts
Poems about mates who are there to be wedded
Poems for ladies I wish to be bedded
Graduation gaffs and promotional prose
It's hard to be funny in eulogies though...

Now I shall try to lampoon Terra Preta
Does it rhyme with feeder or is the rhyme beta
If charcoals the answer to Heaven on Earth
Would Hell hold the best of the best of all dirts?
There's so many dead they must have lots of workers
(Though bad folks are known to be shiftless and shirkers)
We'll offer reprieve for a truckload of coals
Come save the planet - in exchange your lost souls.

3 posts.... Bwahahaha!