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Originally Posted by Switchy
To me it seems the best way to free the israelites is to teleport them out of Egypt.
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Sorry Switchy,
This is simply not true.
God’s best bet would be to create a clone of the Pharaoh alike in every way except one: the clone would be sympathetic to the Israelites cause. God could then sneak the cloned doppelganger into the Pharaoh’s palace James Bond style (being mindful not to alert any guards) and make the switch. Come to think of it - it probably would be best if God gave the clone some martial arts skills in order to get into the palace unscathed and kill the old Pharaoh himself. Yeah, God could train him in aikido or jujitsu. I’m not sure which is better - aikido or jujitsu, but God would know. That’s the point. God could make an unstoppable aikido/jujitsu killing machine. Did I mention the clone is actually a machine? I probably should have mentioned that. The doppelganger-aikido-jujitsu-clone is actually half human / half mechanized indestructible titanium alloy cyborg with a terminator style Schwarzenegger accent. His only mission is to terminate the old pharaoh, take his place, and set the Israelites free.
Wait a minute, this is insane!
Why wouldn’t God just send his terminator clone back in time to kill the pharaoh’s mother before the pharaoh is ever born. Now that is freakin’ foolproof.
-modest
