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Originally Posted by REASON
...the increase in mobile phone usage is linked in any way to...
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Mobile phones are the cause of:
ultra-conservative Republicans,
the inability to speak without saying "you know", "like", "uh",
children bragging that they can't do math,
the use of Viagra as a date drug among the 20-somethings,
parents home-schooling their kids,
the popularity of gas-guzzling SUVs,
the trend toward smaller cowboy hat sizes in Texas,
the deaths of Killer Whales at large aquarium parks,
and the belief in Intelligent Design.
But it has NOTHING to do with the disappearance of honey bees.
