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Originally Posted by questor
America is changing rapidly. Our ethnic makeup is changing with the influx of foreigners flooding our country legally and illegally. Our cultural traditions are being changed, replaced, or destroyed by those who will not assimilate and are frequently enabled by those who believe this country in its current form should be torn down and rebuilt to be more multi-ethnic and multi-cultural.
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...said Chief Sitting Bull to his tribe sometime in the 1700's.
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Is this good for America? Is this the future you would pick for your grandchildren?
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...asked Chief Sitting Bull's favourite sqauw, Hits With a Rolling Pin, as she stepped out the tipi on that cold, fateful morning.
"No," Chief Sitting Bull replied, "It sucks, dammit."
"Maybe it's not that bad, dear," Hits With a Rolling Pin said. "After all, if you go back through the mists of time, they are our long-lost cousins from far away and long ago."
Chief Sitting Bull scratched his chin. He understood why Hits With a Rolling Pin was his favourite squaw - not only was she unsettlingly accurate with that rolling pin of hers, but she was also wise beyond her years.
"That makes a lot of sense, Pinny, we've got a lot to learn from them, and they from us - we haven't seen each other in almost... what, ten thousand years? We've got a lot of catching up to do!"
"Yes - did you just call me 'Pinny'? You know I hate that."
"Sorry," Chief Sitting Bull said, and lifted his one leg and farted.
