the picture in my head, of you, is a red faced aussie santa (see avatar, wearing a large green glow in the dark condom. not what i was aiming for when logging on
on a more related note. i have been growing various things here and there....and i have found that Piper betel (betel leaf, used in betel nut chew) grows fairly well in low light. i have a vine growing in my fish filter getting whatever scraps of light the aquarium lights leek through the tops/sides.
plants in fish filters are a match made in heaven.