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Re: Walmart and Bikinis Cause Global Warming
Your article is quite entertaining and amusing.
But it's not REAL science.
If you include the effects of quantum boob jiggling (QBJ) caused by the electrotitical interaction between rayon thread of a specific green color (553.7 nanometer) and the average spring constant per cubic centimeter of the female breast, it might be REAL science.
I dunno for sure -- it's a hard call.
Perhaps if you also included time lapse photography (video) of actual boob jiggling, to better calculate the QBJ, it is more likely to be REAL science.
It just occurred to me that the QBJ effect is rather small. To get accurate enough data, you better show video of actual boob jiggling with AND without the green bikini top. Do the measurements and take the difference. Yeah. THAT would be REAL science.
Oh, and get a couple of your guy friends and hook electronic thermometers to their armpits.
REAL science all the way.
Best of luck.
Post those videos as soon as you can!
Pyro
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Last edited by Pyrotex; 12-02-2008 at 09:50 AM..
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