I thoroughly agree with you in that last statement - virgins kind of just sit there.
Strippers are sexy, and they actually have a clue at what they're doing. The only problem is that you know they just want your money, though I believe this is less of a problem for men, who are apparently less emotion-related in bed. Alas, another reason why I play for the opposite team.
I have heard the argument that men prefer virgins in bed because they have no clue whether or not their 'man' is bad.