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Old 06-25-2009   #19 (permalink)
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Re: Virginity?

A value of a virgin is like a new car. The new car is a little stiff at first, and has to be pampered and driven slowly, until it is broken in. But if you treat it right, it will get up to speed in a short time and last for many years. Most people prefer to buy their cars new, if they have that option, rather than buy a car with high mileage. The high mileage car will be good to go right away. But will often need to be trade in earlier. The exception is the classic car, which is an engineering marvel, getting better with age. But those are expensive to maintain.

Here is a more human way to look at the value of a virgin. For guys to get into women's pants, many men will say and do whatever it takes, with the lowest form of male going the farthest. Even the nice guy can make promises he will not be able to to keep relative to the bartering. From the point of view of women, this means pain and disappointment. From a psychological point of view, the virgin doesn't know this same pain, since she is sheltered from this hard reality. This hard driving can create hidden damage in used cars.
A study should be done to see if virgins or moderate to high mileage women nag more, to see if there is more hidden damage in used cars, or more factory defects in new cars.

The virgin is like a good wine getting better with time if it is treated right. The high mileage car starts out running great, but gets temperamental quickly, as the wear and tear becomes obvious. Don't get me wrong, a high mileage woman is a good practice car for young drivers, since the young driven often crashes. When their skills are mature, new is the way to go. This is why historically, older males would marry younger virgins. They drive the used cars to gain skills, until they are ready to buy a new car.
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