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[Moontanman]

RING-RING
>
> "Hello?"
>
> "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
>
> "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
> Frank."
>
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't
> got an Uncle Frank."
>
> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
> right now"
>
> Brief Pause...
>
> "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the
> phone
> down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
> door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into
> the driveway."
>
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute."
>
> A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the
> phone.
> "I did it Daddy."
>
> "And what happened honey?" he asked.
>
> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
> clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped
> over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she
> isn't moving at all!"
>
> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"
>
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was
> all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into
> the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you
> took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the
> bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
> ***Longer Pause***
>
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???..... Is this
> 555-7039??"
>