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Re: Quality Jokes and Humor
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing Surgeries that they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and two years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling eighty miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States."
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