___A man is traveling through Canada & finding himself hungry, he stops at a restaurant. The special is fish & chips so he orders it & finds it is the best fish & chips he's ever had. He asks the waiter if he can have the recipe & the waiter says that they just cook the recipe & it's prepeared up the road at a monestary. The man gets directions & heads to the monestary where he rings a bell at a gate & a robed priest appears. The man says he's just had the fish & chips down the road & can he have the recipe, & the priest invites him in. As they procede down a long hall, the man being a bit of a smart aleck says to the priest, so, I guess your the fish friar then? Without missing a beat the priest replies, no, actually I'm the chip monk.

----------------

semantics is not always just pedantic quibbling. ~ douglas r. hofstadter