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Re: Do FlatLiners Exist?
Uncle Al has died twice, once on an ER gurney with 40% third and second degree burns and a body temp of 94 F; again a couple days later during a nursing shift change that bestowed a double morphine push overdose atop 24/7 morphine drip.
1) Death is overrated as an experience.
2) Go for the morphine.
3) Either way, they all stand around shouting at you.
Hell is a very small room with spiders in every corner. If you've been really bad, they'll stick you in with a used car salesman or Ari Fleischer.
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Uncle Al
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