I can come up with new material.....
I am a comedian
I am feeling nervous butterflies
I am stepping to the stage
I am sweating like a whore in Sunday School
I am bombing my jokes
I am booed and hissed!
I am dodging beer bottles chucked at me
I am resilient
I am steadfast
I am turning the crowd around
I am placating the mob; I am placatory
I am suddenly unstoppable..
I am making it to Hollywood Baby!
I will wake up in a padded cell again..............