get this thread back on topic with a good ol' masturbation joke.
Little Johnny was jerking off in his room when his Dad came in.
"Johnny NO! I don't want you jerking off! You'll go Blind."
"ok sorry dad"
A couple of days later, Dad came in and caught Johnny beating off again.
"Johnny, What did I tell you!? Don't jerk off! you'll go Blind."
"Ah Dad, I was just gonna do it till I needed glasses."
