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Re: Steve Irwin "Crocodile Hunter" is now dead. Tragic loss.
In my darker moments (and I have many) I used to be amused by the thought of Steve getting paralyzed by some animal and then making his croc enclosures wheelchair accessible so he could continue to do the live shows. Imagine a croc hunter bio with Stephen Hawkings in the role of Steve Irwin. Still doing the same banter, only with a chicken half tied to a pole connected to a special hat he is wearing.
Even if that thought still makes me laugh it doesn't change the sadness at his death. I wouldn't have ever actually wanted him to be paralyzed for my own dark amusement.
I can almost laugh at the thought of Steve being condemned to Hell. The devil sends a demon to torment Steve, and Steve goes right into his schpeal... "What a beauty of a demon! A right scary bloke indeed. See how he used his claws to savage at my exposed flesh. Cracky that smarts! This is great stuff, and just goes to show that you should try to stay out of hell. LOOK AT HIM GO! You trying to hurt old Steve-o you little bugger? What a moment to treasure forever! Look at how he's feasting on my entrails and taunting me. This is HELL!!! We're right in the thick of it! And take it from me, this is not something you want to go through yourself. The sad thing is that a Demon like this needs 5... 6... 7... blokes my size EVERY DAY. Imagine that. And talk about jaws, look at how he consumes my flesh. And that is some tough tucker there. Poor bloke might break a tooth or worse eating a gnarly specimin such as myself. And then he'd be in a spot! You becareful eating old Steve-o boy! ..."
God, I loved that guy.
Bill
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