Boerseun's potjie stand

Motivational posters?

Don't get me started. What a load of crap.

The only good thing to come from them, is all the hilarious ripoffs.

Here's my current favourite: Super Saiyan!

Boerseun

So, I was walking to the shop the other day, and passed a lady wearing a top with the words "GUESS" embroidered on the front. So I said "Well, double D?"

At the counter, the young man doin' time at the cash register had a shirt on with the words "BILLABONG" written all over it. It didn't improve his performance in processing my order.

Going out, I noticed a woman swinging a handbag over her shoulder, with the words "GUCCI" on the...

Boerseun

Don't know if you guys have been following it in the news lately, but over the last few days, my country has gone apeshit on anybody not from here. Okay, not all of us, but the part who makes for good and gory newspaper fodder and bloody videoclips did.

Basically, South African blacks in the informal settlements have gone mob-crazy on Zimbabweans, Mozambicans, Nigerians, Somalis, basically, open season was declared on anybody not from South Africa.

Their execution method...

Boerseun