Just was out mowing the lawn (hopefully the last time this year) and I had to stop for the first time in 2 years here to pick up a big steamy stinky pile of dog shit.

The new old people moving in across the way have 2 dogs, one small one large. (the pile was definitely from the big dog). Both dogs bark and they have let them run free since starting the move-in. I was giving them the benefit of the doubt...until I found the pile.
I stopped the mower when I saw a guy at...