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Just was out mowing the lawn (hopefully the last time this year) and I had to stop for the first time in 2 years here to pick up a big steamy stinky pile of dog shit. The new old people moving in across the way have 2 dogs, one small one large. (the pile was definitely from the big dog). Both dogs bark and they have let them run free since starting the move-in. I was giving them the benefit of the doubt...until I found the pile.

I stopped the mower when I saw a guy at...

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Introducing the I-Stick! Perfect Holiday gift. Only the Original I-Stick has the 60° galvanized-steel hook and depth stop & the 60° lanyard hole. Fully a cubit long, the I-Stick allows operation of all your electronics keys from a handy distance. If you don't like it, stick in your "I"! ($299 US)

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equinox and the rains begin.

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i only have premission to say that the prototype is under construction in the lab. BIG secret!! it'll revolutionize the way people go about their daily lives. precision engineered and tooled, this baby is one sharp lookin'...thingy. thought the cat was gonna make it out of the sack, didn't ya!? nay nay. loose lips, sink ships.

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Mmmmm...tastes like a heart attack. Just working out some wording to see how it tastes. Is Avon lady too obscure? In the US, Avon company representatives (mainly women) sell lipstick & other cosmetics to women, (mainly), in their own homes.

ding dong! Avon calling. Any way, just makin' sure I ain't sellin' nobody a Sus scrofa...

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