Just was out mowing the lawn (hopefully the last time this year) and I had to stop for the first time in 2 years here to pick up a big steamy stinky pile of dog shit. The new old people moving in across the way have 2 dogs, one small one large. (the pile was definitely from the big dog). Both dogs bark and they have let them run free since starting the move-in. I was giving them the benefit of the doubt...until I found the pile.

I stopped the mower when I saw a guy at the new place. "Sir!!!", I yelled. "Yeah?", he replied. "Free ranging pets aren't allowed in this neighborhood, and I just picked up a big pile of dog shit in my yard", I said as I gestured to the spot on the grass. "I'm just helping out here", he replied. "Well, pass it along then please", I finished, and then went back to mowing.

20 minutes earlier kids walking by were looking for the dogs' owner because the pets were out in the main road.

Irresponsible pet owners suck, and then I turn them in.