___Yes yes, I have inhaled my share of Helium.

There is as we speak a secret project underway to make Helium Beer. Think squeaky burping!

Maybe we'll have a Name the Helium Beer Contest or a Design The Label For The Helium Beer Contest.
___The ballons I don't like because of the rubber/mylar littering around; neatness counts!
___I have recently seen an investigation into the Hindenburg fire which concluded it was the aluminized paint on the covering that caught fire first, then when it burned through to the balloonettes the Hydrogen burned. The Germans wanted Helium for safety, even though it has slightly less bouyancy (higher density) than Hydrogen.
___I did a little toying with the idea of building a working model of the US Navy's
Akron; alas it seemed a minimum of 12 feet long just to get off the ground. Think carbon fibre fuselage, microfilm covering, modern model plane engines & RC radios! I'm talking about a dirigible here keep in mind, not a blimp.
___Anybody with me? A group effort maybe?

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Brevity. ~Roger Thelonious George