[Sacri Sankt]

im not the best chess player in the world (im not even the best in my house), but i like to play. id prefer a half-wit with only a minimal grasp of the rules, but ill take on anyone.

[ronthepon]

I take your challenge!

[Sacri Sankt]

great! (im so doomed!)

do you want to be white or black?

[ronthepon]

White.

1. Nc3

Now lets see if you can splatter me over the wall or not...

[Sacri Sankt]

well, you never know. my plan at the moment is to take so long with my turns that you die of old age before you can beat me. how old are you?

1. Nc3 e4

[ronthepon]

You probably mean e5.

1. Nc3 e4
2. Nf3

It'll be a wonder if you can keep this game running for the next million years then.

[Sacri Sankt]

haha, yes e5, i havent got those super pawns yet!

1. Nc3 e5
2. Nf3 d6

i think thats right, anyway.

a million years, huh? damn immortal hindus :P

[ronthepon]

1. Nc3 e5
2. Nf3 d6
3. d4

Now take that! Lets see what you've got.

[Sacri Sankt]

hmm, disconcerting O.O

1. Nc3 e5
2. Nf3 d6
3. d4 Nc6

i really wish i knew what i was doing :'(

[ronthepon]

1. Nc3 e5
2. Nf3 d6
3. d4 Nc6
4. d5

Muhuhuhohohaha ha ha ha!!!