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09-24-2006
|  | Doing the Impossible | | | | | Re: Open challenge
Still too much clutter. First lets take shoo the gnat that is buzzing... Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
16. Bh6 Qc2
17. Qe3 Qf5
18. Bd3 Qe6
19. Be4 f5
20. Bf3 Qxe3+
21. fxe3 Bf6
22. Rc1 Bh4+
23. Nf2 Nc7
24. O-O Ne6
25. Nh3 Bf6
26. e4 fxe4
27. Bxe4 Nd4
28. Rce1 Be5
29. Bd5 Nf5
30. Rxe5+ Kd8
31. Bg5+ Kc7
32. g4 Nd6
33. Bg2 Re8
34. Be7 Rxe7
35. Rxe7 Nxc4
36. Rf4 Nd2
37. Rxh7 a5
38. Ra4 Ra6
39. Nf4 b5
40. Nd5+ Kb8
41. Ra2 Nc4
42. Rh8 Re6
43. Rg8 a4
44. Bf1 a3
45. Bxc4 bxc4
46. Rxa3 Kb7
47. Ra2 Re1+
48. Kg2
| How many of my pawns can I promote... Want to take a guess?
Bill
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09-25-2006
| | Creating | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,091
| | | Re: Open challenge
We both stood to profit by a more direct 'shooing'. Sadly, you really fail to see my profits from this. Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
16. Bh6 Qc2
17. Qe3 Qf5
18. Bd3 Qe6
19. Be4 f5
20. Bf3 Qxe3+
21. fxe3 Bf6
22. Rc1 Bh4+
23. Nf2 Nc7
24. O-O Ne6
25. Nh3 Bf6
26. e4 fxe4
27. Bxe4 Nd4
28. Rce1 Be5
29. Bd5 Nf5
30. Rxe5+ Kd8
31. Bg5+ Kc7
32. g4 Nd6
33. Bg2 Re8
34. Be7 Rxe7
35. Rxe7 Nxc4
36. Rf4 Nd2
37. Rxh7 a5
38. Ra4 Ra6
39. Nf4 b5
40. Nd5+ Kb8
41. Ra2 Nc4
42. Rh8 Re6
43. Rg8 a4
44. Bf1 a3
45. Bxc4 bxc4
46. Rxa3 Kb7
47. Ra2 Re1+
48. Kg2 Re5
| Would it be fine if I begin bawling like a baby now?
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Last edited by ronthepon; 09-25-2006 at 06:43 AM.
Reason: Can you believe me?! I forgot to put my move!!!
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09-25-2006
| | Doing the Impossible | | | | | Re: Open challenge
Quote: |
Originally Posted by ronthepon Would it be fine if I begin bawling like a baby now? |   
Don't let my taunting throw you off your game. Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
16. Bh6 Qc2
17. Qe3 Qf5
18. Bd3 Qe6
19. Be4 f5
20. Bf3 Qxe3+
21. fxe3 Bf6
22. Rc1 Bh4+
23. Nf2 Nc7
24. O-O Ne6
25. Nh3 Bf6
26. e4 fxe4
27. Bxe4 Nd4
28. Rce1 Be5
29. Bd5 Nf5
30. Rxe5+ Kd8
31. Bg5+ Kc7
32. g4 Nd6
33. Bg2 Re8
34. Be7 Rxe7
35. Rxe7 Nxc4
36. Rf4 Nd2
37. Rxh7 a5
38. Ra4 Ra6
39. Nf4 b5
40. Nd5+ Kb8
41. Ra2 Nc4
42. Rh8 Re6
43. Rg8 a4
44. Bf1 a3
45. Bxc4 bxc4
46. Rxa3 Kb7
47. Ra2 Re1+
48. Kg2 Re5
49. Rb2+
| This is like "The Pit and the Pendulum". It is more fun when you are not the guy on the table.
Bill
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09-26-2006
| | Creating | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,091
| | | Re: Open challenge
Check again. Damn gnat. Damn elephant sized gnat. Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
16. Bh6 Qc2
17. Qe3 Qf5
18. Bd3 Qe6
19. Be4 f5
20. Bf3 Qxe3+
21. fxe3 Bf6
22. Rc1 Bh4+
23. Nf2 Nc7
24. O-O Ne6
25. Nh3 Bf6
26. e4 fxe4
27. Bxe4 Nd4
28. Rce1 Be5
29. Bd5 Nf5
30. Rxe5+ Kd8
31. Bg5+ Kc7
32. g4 Nd6
33. Bg2 Re8
34. Be7 Rxe7
35. Rxe7 Nxc4
36. Rf4 Nd2
37. Rxh7 a5
38. Ra4 Ra6
39. Nf4 b5
40. Nd5+ Kb8
41. Ra2 Nc4
42. Rh8 Re6
43. Rg8 a4
44. Bf1 a3
45. Bxc4 bxc4
46. Rxa3 Kb7
47. Ra2 Re1+
48. Kg2 Re5
49. Rb2+ Ka7
|
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09-26-2006
| | Doing the Impossible | | | | | Re: Open challenge
Clutter!! Must clear out all this clutter! Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
16. Bh6 Qc2
17. Qe3 Qf5
18. Bd3 Qe6
19. Be4 f5
20. Bf3 Qxe3+
21. fxe3 Bf6
22. Rc1 Bh4+
23. Nf2 Nc7
24. O-O Ne6
25. Nh3 Bf6
26. e4 fxe4
27. Bxe4 Nd4
28. Rce1 Be5
29. Bd5 Nf5
30. Rxe5+ Kd8
31. Bg5+ Kc7
32. g4 Nd6
33. Bg2 Re8
34. Be7 Rxe7
35. Rxe7 Nxc4
36. Rf4 Nd2
37. Rxh7 a5
38. Ra4 Ra6
39. Nf4 b5
40. Nd5+ Kb8
41. Ra2 Nc4
42. Rh8 Re6
43. Rg8 a4
44. Bf1 a3
45. Bxc4 bxc4
46. Rxa3 Kb7
47. Ra2 Re1+
48. Kg2 Re5
49. Rb2+ Ka7
50. Rxc8
| Can you hear the bell tolling Ron? I hear the bell tolling for you. 
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09-27-2006
| | Creating | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,091
| | | Re: Open challenge
Jingle bells. Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
16. Bh6 Qc2
17. Qe3 Qf5
18. Bd3 Qe6
19. Be4 f5
20. Bf3 Qxe3+
21. fxe3 Bf6
22. Rc1 Bh4+
23. Nf2 Nc7
24. O-O Ne6
25. Nh3 Bf6
26. e4 fxe4
27. Bxe4 Nd4
28. Rce1 Be5
29. Bd5 Nf5
30. Rxe5+ Kd8
31. Bg5+ Kc7
32. g4 Nd6
33. Bg2 Re8
34. Be7 Rxe7
35. Rxe7 Nxc4
36. Rf4 Nd2
37. Rxh7 a5
38. Ra4 Ra6
39. Nf4 b5
40. Nd5+ Kb8
41. Ra2 Nc4
42. Rh8 Re6
43. Rg8 a4
44. Bf1 a3
45. Bxc4 bxc4
46. Rxa3 Kb7
47. Ra2 Re1+
48. Kg2 Re5
49. Rb2+ Ka7
50. Rxc8 Rxd5
| (Incase that's not a valid move, then my rook captures your horsey thingy)
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09-27-2006
| | Doing the Impossible | | | | | Re: Open challenge
Christmas songs? If so then I am Robot Santa from Futurama... Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
16. Bh6 Qc2
17. Qe3 Qf5
18. Bd3 Qe6
19. Be4 f5
20. Bf3 Qxe3+
21. fxe3 Bf6
22. Rc1 Bh4+
23. Nf2 Nc7
24. O-O Ne6
25. Nh3 Bf6
26. e4 fxe4
27. Bxe4 Nd4
28. Rce1 Be5
29. Bd5 Nf5
30. Rxe5+ Kd8
31. Bg5+ Kc7
32. g4 Nd6
33. Bg2 Re8
34. Be7 Rxe7
35. Rxe7 Nxc4
36. Rf4 Nd2
37. Rxh7 a5
38. Ra4 Ra6
39. Nf4 b5
40. Nd5+ Kb8
41. Ra2 Nc4
42. Rh8 Re6
43. Rg8 a4
44. Bf1 a3
45. Bxc4 bxc4
46. Rxa3 Kb7
47. Ra2 Re1+
48. Kg2 Re5
49. Rb2+ Ka7
50. Rxc8 Rxd5
51. Rg8
| HO! HO! HO! Merry Xmas!
Bill
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09-28-2006
| | Creating | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,091
| | | Re: Open challenge
Okaaaay.....
uhum... Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
16. Bh6 Qc2
17. Qe3 Qf5
18. Bd3 Qe6
19. Be4 f5
20. Bf3 Qxe3+
21. fxe3 Bf6
22. Rc1 Bh4+
23. Nf2 Nc7
24. O-O Ne6
25. Nh3 Bf6
26. e4 fxe4
27. Bxe4 Nd4
28. Rce1 Be5
29. Bd5 Nf5
30. Rxe5+ Kd8
31. Bg5+ Kc7
32. g4 Nd6
33. Bg2 Re8
34. Be7 Rxe7
35. Rxe7 Nxc4
36. Rf4 Nd2
37. Rxh7 a5
38. Ra4 Ra6
39. Nf4 b5
40. Nd5+ Kb8
41. Ra2 Nc4
42. Rh8 Re6
43. Rg8 a4
44. Bf1 a3
45. Bxc4 bxc4
46. Rxa3 Kb7
47. Ra2 Re1+
48. Kg2 Re5
49. Rb2+ Ka7
50. Rxc8 Rxd5
51. Rg8 Rd3
| Now, lets play rough.
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09-28-2006
| | Doing the Impossible | | | | | Re: Open challenge
DONG!!!!! Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
16. Bh6 Qc2
17. Qe3 Qf5
18. Bd3 Qe6
19. Be4 f5
20. Bf3 Qxe3+
21. fxe3 Bf6
22. Rc1 Bh4+
23. Nf2 Nc7
24. O-O Ne6
25. Nh3 Bf6
26. e4 fxe4
27. Bxe4 Nd4
28. Rce1 Be5
29. Bd5 Nf5
30. Rxe5+ Kd8
31. Bg5+ Kc7
32. g4 Nd6
33. Bg2 Re8
34. Be7 Rxe7
35. Rxe7 Nxc4
36. Rf4 Nd2
37. Rxh7 a5
38. Ra4 Ra6
39. Nf4 b5
40. Nd5+ Kb8
41. Ra2 Nc4
42. Rh8 Re6
43. Rg8 a4
44. Bf1 a3
45. Bxc4 bxc4
46. Rxa3 Kb7
47. Ra2 Re1+
48. Kg2 Re5
49. Rb2+ Ka7
50. Rxc8 Rxd5
51. Rg8 Rd3
52. Rc2
| DONG!!! There goes that bell tolling again. I need to look up some good quotes for this gloating period of the game. Something evil and recognizable... hmmm.... Maybe I'll sing a song? What do you get for pretending the dangers not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is no bad dream.
Woof!
Bill
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09-29-2006
| | Creating | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,091
| | | Re: Open challenge
now, you've really gotten me.
But seriously, I don't consider my end as close. Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
16. Bh6 Qc2
17. Qe3 Qf5
18. Bd3 Qe6
19. Be4 f5
20. Bf3 Qxe3+
21. fxe3 Bf6
22. Rc1 Bh4+
23. Nf2 Nc7
24. O-O Ne6
25. Nh3 Bf6
26. e4 fxe4
27. Bxe4 Nd4
28. Rce1 Be5
29. Bd5 Nf5
30. Rxe5+ Kd8
31. Bg5+ Kc7
32. g4 Nd6
33. Bg2 Re8
34. Be7 Rxe7
35. Rxe7 Nxc4
36. Rf4 Nd2
37. Rxh7 a5
38. Ra4 Ra6
39. Nf4 b5
40. Nd5+ Kb8
41. Ra2 Nc4
42. Rh8 Re6
43. Rg8 a4
44. Bf1 a3
45. Bxc4 bxc4
46. Rxa3 Kb7
47. Ra2 Re1+
48. Kg2 Re5
49. Rb2+ Ka7
50. Rxc8 Rxd5
51. Rg8 Rd3
52. Rc2 Rd6
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