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08-22-2006
|  | Medicinal Chemist | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: MoCo
Posts: 2,433
| | | Re: Open challenge
ICBC.
Intercontinental ballistic chess. 
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08-23-2006
| | Creating | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,091
| | | Re: Open challenge
Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nf3 Qa3
| I know your plan.
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08-23-2006
|  | Doing the Impossible | | | | | Re: Open challenge
Quote: |
Originally Posted by ronthepon I know your plan. | Then you are a step ahead of me. I have monkeys trained to play "rock-paper-sicissors" doing a round robin tournament. Each monkey has his own peice on the board. The winner of the tournament determines his move by throwing feces at the board. If the feces hits a legal move space for that monkey's peice that is the move. If not it goes to the second place monkey and so on until a move is made. I have spent years perfecting the science of monkey-rock-paper-sicossors-feces-throwing-chess. It is science beyond human comprehension.
Bill
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08-23-2006
| | Doing the Impossible | | | | | Re: Open challenge
The monkeys have spoken! Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3
| Now, if my monkeys win this game how humiliating is THAT?!? 
Bill
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08-24-2006
| | Creating | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,091
| | | Re: Open challenge
Quote: |
Originally Posted by TheBigDog Then you are a step ahead of me. I have monkeys trained to play "rock-paper-sicissors" doing a round robin tournament. Each monkey has his own peice on the board. The winner of the tournament determines his move by throwing feces at the board. If the feces hits a legal move space for that monkey's peice that is the move. If not it goes to the second place monkey and so on until a move is made. I have spent years perfecting the science of monkey-rock-paper-sicossors-feces-throwing-chess. It is science beyond human comprehension. | Ewww!
I take my words back. I thought I knew your plan.
Nevermind...
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08-24-2006
| | Creating | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,091
| | | Re: Open challenge
Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
| And the queen peeped from the frozen pawn's side, and turned her mockingly smiling face to the rook. Ready to strike, she briefly glanced at the enemy king.
RTP chuckled, and called out to BD. "Choose... lose your chance... or lose your rook!"
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08-24-2006
| | Doing the Impossible | | | | | Re: Open challenge
Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1
| I didn't think it was possible. My confidence is rising. 
Bill
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08-24-2006
| | Creating | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,091
| | | Re: Open challenge
Quote: |
Originally Posted by TheBigDog I didn't think it was possible. My confidence is rising.
Bill | Nor did I. Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
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08-25-2006
| | Doing the Impossible | | | | | Re: Open challenge
Quote:
1. e4 Nf6
2. e5 Nd5
3. Nc3 Nxc3
4. bxc3 c5
5. d4 Qa5
6. Bd2 Na6
7. c4 Qa4
8. c3 Qa5
9. d5 g6
10. d6 exd6
11. exd6 Bxd6
12. Qe2+ Be7
13. Nh3 Qa3
14. Qf3 Qb2
15. Rd1 Qxa2
16. Bh6
| I have so much confidence in this move that I have spurned looking at the board. I am elevating to a higher plain of consciousness. It is as though I am awake for the first time. My new being nurtured by the fear and apprehension of my opponent. Please collect your tears into a vial and send them to me. They are like manna from heaven...
Bill
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08-25-2006
|  | Suspended | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 8,378
| | | Re: Open challenge
Take him out now Ron... Bill's totally lost it! He's like the guy in "Pi" who freaks out and hears buzzing everywhere.  | | |
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