Favorite Futurama Quotes

[alexander]

Yes, this belongs in CS, Futurama is a highly technical, futuristic show that should only be discussed in CS! It has Dooms Day Devices, atomic super men, gravitons, and lots of highly intelligent computers and robots.

So, now that we have that clear, and i assume i am not the only person who watches it religiously, favorite quotes... (i will only post 2 for now, so i dont take all the fun out of it)

oh and no need to post the episode it came out of, or anything like that, just post quotes and who says them...

"Can you ask a little more sexfully?" [Zap Branigann]

Kif: That new recruit is phenomenal, sir.
Zapp Brannigan: Yes. He edged out my old mark by two seconds...
[Kif stares at him]
Zapp Brannigan: ... and 16 minutes...
[Kif rolls his eyes]
Zapp Brannigan: ... and 12 hours...
[Kif stares at him]
Zapp Brannigan: ... I do plan to finish someday, Kif.

aah, maybe one more:
Professor: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s
court. I suppose I could part with one and still be feared.

[Buffy]

Professor. Please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.

Welcome to Hypography,
Buffy

[Theory5]

i love futurama!

Some of my favorite quotes are
Hermies ( I cant spell it :-P): "The shares were worthless, and he kept asking for toilet paper!"

there is one with Zap Branigann that I forget, I have seen all the episodes but only own season 4

Leela: "Fry got his head stuck in a crater"
Fry: "I thought it would fit"
Woman( I forget her name)(points to bender): "and during this period of head-crater interacting what where you doing?"
Bender:"Martini drinking contest with the autopilot. I woulda had him this time but we ran out of olives."
Leela: " I can explain..."
Woman: "you really can explain how you left port without a full compliment of olives? I think not!"


Then there is this one:
Zoyberg:" now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain."
Fry: (opens his mouth) "Ahhhh"
Zoyberg:" no no no no no, Not that mouth!"
Fry: "I only have one."
Zoyberg: (writes somthing down on his clipboard): "Really"
Fry:"uh, is there a human doctor around?"
Zoyberg: "young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth open it and say (something in Zoybergs language)"
Fry (clears his throat) "ah hem (attempts to say what zoyberg said)"
Zoyberg: (yells) " WHAT! My Mother Was A Saint! Get Out!" (points to the door)

[alexander]

Cell Phone Operator: *series of beeps* "The phone number you are trying to reach has crashed into a planet, please make a note of it"

Zapp: You're an impressive piece of captain, beautiful and deadly, a potent combination.
Leela: You don't mean that.
Zapp: But I do, I doubt I've seen more than three or four captains sexier than you, and only one who was deadlier.
Fry: I heard one time you single handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something something system.
Zapp: The Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.
Fry: Wow, I never would've thought of that.
Zapp: You see the killbots have a preset kill limit; knowing their weakness I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shutdown.

Zapp: Perhaps I could paint a fence or service you sexually or mop the floors.
Leela: You don't know how to do any of those things.
Zapp: Kiff might.

On the laboratory door > LABORATORY. MICE PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MAZE

Narrator: After 14 year of graduate school. The Professor settled into the glamourous life of a scientist. Fast cars, trendy night spots, beautiful women-- he designed them all working out of his tiny one room apartment.

Zapp: Ah! She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

Zapp: You win again, gravity!

Death by snu-snu.
Fry: I never thought I would die like this. But, I always really hoped.

Door man: May I warm sirs crackpipe.

COFFEE - NEW CHUNCKY CHICKEN STYLE

[Buffy]

Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in *after* you cook it.

Fry, remember what I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier,
Buffy

[Theory5]

Bender: "first camera, ready" (one eye extends)
Bender: "second camera, ready" (his other eye extends)
Bender: "Third camera, ready" (you hear something make an 'extended' noise but you cant see it thus implying its his.....ummm you know.....)

[Theory5]

Fry: "Ive never seen a supernova before, but if its anything like my old chevy nova it will light up the night sky."

[Theory5]

Leela: "we're going to crash, quick everyone put on your seatbelts"
(everyone dives for their own seats)
Bender: "bah! those things cost more lives than they save!"
(the ship crashes into the tip of a rock, bender goes flying out of the windshield of the ship and far off into the distance)

[Theory5]

Sorry for all these quotes, Im watching the episode "A Rosewell that ends well" one of my favorite futurama episodes. hehe fry is his own grandfather :-P (or was it great grandfather?)

Bender: " Thats no flying saucer, thats my ass!"

[alexander]

no no, dont get me started on pickup lines.... aaaaaaaa...... ok, going mad, and you asked for it

"Hey sexy mama. Let's get busy and freaky in that order"

"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"

"I find the most attractive part of a woman, is the boobies"

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

"There's alot about my face you don't know, maybe you and it could get better aquainted some time"

"My place, or you?"

"Put Your Head on My Shoulders"

"Is that your camouflage reflex or are you just pleased to see me?"

"Hey, If you look this good, you don't have to know anything"

"I dont usually say this, but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic women I've ever laid eyes upon!"

"Hey, sexy mama... wanna kill all humans?"

"If things doesn't work out with this peep-squeak here, you just know I'll be there to score you on the rebound."

"Every day with you is like two soup Tuesday."

"Maybe I could paint a fence, mop the floor, or service you sexually?"
wait i posted that one before, oh well its still funny

"I'm just looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material."

"And now there's nothing left to repopulate the planet. Just me...and you...*turns to amy* and maybe later you"

"How 'bout these cookies, sugar! (While ripping shirt open)"