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Old 11-28-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Dumbest computer quote of the day

please no more then one quote per person a day


"Start using a Mac......unhackable so far."


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My cup holder is broke


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"Unable to find DrawSprocket context"



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Old 11-29-2007   #4 (permalink)
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A Windows-error type dialogue box I got recently:

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Device Connection Status

Logitech device(s) Connected:
MX 5000 Keyboard


Logitech device(s) not connected:
Mouse Click here to connect


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"No one will ever need more than 640k." -- Mr. Bill

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years,
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help desk call - "i get a page not found, no matter which website i go to" ....


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Where is the ctrl-alt-del key?


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Where's the "any" key?


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No, no I'm talking about free dial up internet not the regular internet...


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- Did you install Windows?

- No, the builders did it.


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