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| Resident USSRian | Re: Pyro's Excel Goodies bow to the excel master.... i'll test them in open office in the morning tomorrow, gotta run to class, peace :P ---------------- And remember that great question that Pierre-Simon Laplace and Sir Isaac Newton, Andrei Markov and David Hilbert, Richard Feynman and Enrico Fermi, Albert Einstein and Edmund Halley did not come to ask throughout all of their dedication and work: "Who the hell is IMing me?" This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. ![]() | |
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| Questioning | Re: Pyro's Excel Goodies What was the inspiration / reason for the Ocean simulator? In my first run, my poor sharks were isolated and became extinct in nothing flat. (They died looking for food I believe.) So it was interesting to see that the fish and plants still maintained a harmonic. I had never thought about how populations in nature likely are on such a clearly sinusoidal pattern. While watching the actual locations it is not nearly so obvious. It just looks like "business as usual". Though I am able to see at times that one or the other population is growing larger. I wonder what future patterns we will see in ourselves when all humans are RFID tagged. ---------------- Point: Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. ~ Charles Mingus Counter Point: The simplest solutions are often the cleverest. They are also usually wrong. Last edited by Symbology; 02-04-2008 at 03:14 PM. | |
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| Slaying Bad Memes | Re: Pyro's Excel Goodies I was reading the book "Chaos--The Birth of a New Science". There was a chapter on the inter-dependence of populations and birth rates. I thought about modeling then, but got stuck. Years later, I attacked it again just to see if I could. I could. ![]() Yeah, on rare occassions, the sharks starve. The reason is that I can't figure out how to program them with a sense of smell. ![]() ---------------- Hypography Forums Moderator -- - - - - - What concerns me is not the way things are, but rather the way people think things are. Epictetus, Greek Philosopher The map is NOT the territory. Korzybski, Polish-American Philosopher Last edited by Pyrotex; 02-04-2008 at 03:24 PM. | |
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| Slaying Bad Memes | Re: Pyro's Excel Goodies This one is esoteric, abstruse and arcane. Other than that, it should be very useful! It is a Parameter Index Constructor. You know how you build all these equations into a really complex spreadsheet and then you have a problem with one, say, it's called fotjpi2, and you need to know every cell where that named parameter is used? Does that experience ring a bell? You ever have that problem? Well, do you, Bubbie? I guess not. Well... sometimes, I do. Here is a solution of sorts. It is a method whereby you can get Excel itself to build you an index of all your parameters with addresses of every location where an equation uses them. Sound like fun? I guess you have to be there. ---------------- Hypography Forums Moderator -- - - - - - What concerns me is not the way things are, but rather the way people think things are. Epictetus, Greek Philosopher The map is NOT the territory. Korzybski, Polish-American Philosopher Last edited by Pyrotex; 02-04-2008 at 03:26 PM. | |
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| Slaying Bad Memes | Re: Pyro's Excel Goodies This is a simple one, and yet chillingly profound. It is the Cosmic Font of Random Truth. Impressed, aren't you? It uses simple equations and functions that manipulate text rather than numbers.---------------- Hypography Forums Moderator -- - - - - - What concerns me is not the way things are, but rather the way people think things are. Epictetus, Greek Philosopher The map is NOT the territory. Korzybski, Polish-American Philosopher | |
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| Questioning | Re: Pyro's Excel Goodies Quote:
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As in "I smell a rat" or "I smell trouble" or "something smells fishy here" ![]() "Decay" is another handy word. Although it takes more memory of course. ---------------- Point: Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. ~ Charles Mingus Counter Point: The simplest solutions are often the cleverest. They are also usually wrong. | |||
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| Slaying Bad Memes | Re: Pyro's Excel Goodies This one is oh, so simple. Basically, it just iteratively calculates a simple equation 1,000 times and plots the results. But it allows you to stare directly into the eyes of Chaos itself. I'm not kidding. Really. I mean it. I'm dead serious about this. Yeah, "Chaos", the real thing. The mathematical entity. This equation comes right out of the book, "Chaos--The Birth of a New Science". Spend enough time with this spreadsheet and you will know Chaos intimately. Assuming you're still sane. Such a dirt simple equation. It should create such dirt simple plots. Really. There's no rational reason for it to suddenly start giving you two solutions instead of one. Then four solutions. Then eight. Then... Then... Then... ![]() Then... omigod... OMIGOD... IT'S... CHAOS!!!!!! No, really... I'm dead serious... ---------------- Hypography Forums Moderator -- - - - - - What concerns me is not the way things are, but rather the way people think things are. Epictetus, Greek Philosopher The map is NOT the territory. Korzybski, Polish-American Philosopher Last edited by Pyrotex; 02-05-2008 at 08:31 AM. | |
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| Ancora Imparo | Re: Pyro's Excel Goodies Excellent Pyro, I remember being thrilled with one of your 'chaos generators' you posted a while back ![]() Question can the drunkards walk to likened to brownian motion? ---------------- Jay-qu ::Hypography Moderator of.. Chemistry, Physics & Mathematics, Astronomy & Cosmology, Space and Technology & gadgets Forums Einstein said that if quantum mechanics is right, then the world is crazy. Well, Einstein was right. The world is crazy. -Daniel Greenberger Physics Guides - Physics Resources and help | |
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| Questioning | Re: Pyro's Excel Goodies Quote:
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| Slaying Bad Memes | Re: Pyro's Excel Goodies Quote:
Yes. An odd result of statistics as applied to the drunkard's walk: the average distance the drunkard actually travels from the starting point after N random steps is around the square root of N. Hmmm. Makes you think, don't it? ---------------- Hypography Forums Moderator -- - - - - - What concerns me is not the way things are, but rather the way people think things are. Epictetus, Greek Philosopher The map is NOT the territory. Korzybski, Polish-American Philosopher | ||
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