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The only thing stopping me now is a good slogan for anti-plastic plants (and about $10,000).
Put on your thinking cap please!
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Ok, this can be fun...I'll just throw ideas to get started, so most of these will probably suck...
"Attack of the killer tomatoes! Oh wait, they're fake! lol"
"I gave my loved one a plastic rose, and was given a plastic smile"
"I will surely die, but my houseplants will live forever"
"Always dust your houseplants, at least every 50 years or so"
"Eat more greens, but avoid the plastic ones"
"Palm Trees are cool, fake palm trees are cold (touch me)"
"Don't look at me, I'm not real"
"Do you reallly think they water me?"
"Please feed the hungry! (brought to you by the Plastic Plant Association for Minority (ie REAL plants) Equality) PPAME"
"Plastic plants are easy to care for. They're already permanently dead!"
"Support dust, buy more plastic plants"
"Plastic plants make CO2, not O2"
"Suck on a plastic grape, I'm going live!"
"I could have been a toy, but instead I am a plastic rose"
"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on plastic plants"
"Plastics are good technology, plastic plants are poor implementation"
"The Eleventh Commandment; Thou shalt not grow idol plants"
"Plastic plants belong in industrial areas"
"Real plants are moving"
"Don't turn oil into Christmas trees"
"Give a hoot, don't buy plants that don't respire"
"Plastic plants suck...well, not air or water, but they still suck"
