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Quote of the day
So i figured that we should have a quote of the day thing going on, only we do funny quotes that pertain to whatever... does not have to be your quote of the day, myself, i will only post quotes that i actually hear/read... yes post more then one quote at one time, if you have it...
One of my coworkers (a woman) talking about getting lunch:
> You know what, it's either coffee and oreos or arbys and phone sex...
Myself, reflecting on my goals in life:
> Eventually i'm gonna die.
hope that's enough to get people started 
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01-31-2008
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Re: Quote of the day
So since it is a quote "of the day" does that mean I can't post one until tomorrow? 
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"There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew." - Marshall McLuhan
"We must not forget that when radium was discovered no one knew that it would prove useful in hospitals. The work was one of pure science. And this is a proof that scientific work must not be considered from the point of view of the direct usefulness of it." - Marie Curie
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01-31-2008
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Re: Quote of the day
no, quotes of your day , means you can post quotes you have heard today, yesterday, any day, that made your day, made you smile, made you think... etc... no go ahead an post, anyone is welcome to, any amount of quotes. reason i titled it quote of the day is i want to see quotes that would make one's quote of the day list, like the oreos quote. i mean i laughed hysterically at that...
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Microsoft, the leader in using innovative tactics to promote irksome experience, coupled with antiquated technology that's held together by a pyramid of makeshift afterthoughts.
Apple, the leader in using irksome tactics to promote innovative experience, coupled with an antiquated core that's enhanced by state-of-the-art afterthoughts.
Linux, the leader in not using any tactics to promote user-defined experience, coupled with state-of-the-art core enhanced by innovative afterthoughts.
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02-01-2008
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Re: Quote of the day
This one made me laugh out loud ( you have to see it in context to understand).
It comes from the Resident Slayer (originally from Norman Schwarzkopf).
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"There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew." - Marshall McLuhan
"We must not forget that when radium was discovered no one knew that it would prove useful in hospitals. The work was one of pure science. And this is a proof that scientific work must not be considered from the point of view of the direct usefulness of it." - Marie Curie
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02-01-2008
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Re: Quote of the day
lol awesome quote.
upon talking about a fix that our AV group did for a customer (mind you this is something they have been dealing with for 3 years):
"I walked in there, not even 2 hours later i diagnosed what the problem was. I walked over to them and said i found a problem and was going to take care of it, they were surprised, they were like 'Are you really going to fix it?' I was a little startled, should have said 'psych, got ya! I was just playing with you guys.' and walked out...."
One of our sales people:
him > "... I have another customer to see, and i just spilled water on my lap."
me > "So?"
him > "Well, i gotta present to a customer and i look like i peed myself!"
me > "Just start a wet tee shirt contest and nobody will notice a thing..."
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Microsoft, the leader in using innovative tactics to promote irksome experience, coupled with antiquated technology that's held together by a pyramid of makeshift afterthoughts.
Apple, the leader in using irksome tactics to promote innovative experience, coupled with an antiquated core that's enhanced by state-of-the-art afterthoughts.
Linux, the leader in not using any tactics to promote user-defined experience, coupled with state-of-the-art core enhanced by innovative afterthoughts.
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02-25-2008
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Re: Quote of the day
My friend > "Be careful on this turn, its a down-hill and you don't want to hit that pole, my friends have broken it too many times, that's the pole that my Intrigue hit too"
Me > "Note to self, avoid the pole."
My friend > "Careful now, hitting that pole would really suck"
Me > "Yeah, it would suck more then Pamela Anderson in that that home-made movie with Tommy Lee, that's for sure..."
My Friend > "You haaad to go the whole nine yards, didn't you, ugh, the imagery"
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Microsoft, the leader in using innovative tactics to promote irksome experience, coupled with antiquated technology that's held together by a pyramid of makeshift afterthoughts.
Apple, the leader in using irksome tactics to promote innovative experience, coupled with an antiquated core that's enhanced by state-of-the-art afterthoughts.
Linux, the leader in not using any tactics to promote user-defined experience, coupled with state-of-the-art core enhanced by innovative afterthoughts.
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02-27-2008
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Re: Quote of the day
i liek dohnuts
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02-28-2008
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Re: Quote of the day
actually comes from another thread here, but definitely a good laugh rofl
"Have you ever been turned on by a cooking show?"
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Microsoft, the leader in using innovative tactics to promote irksome experience, coupled with antiquated technology that's held together by a pyramid of makeshift afterthoughts.
Apple, the leader in using irksome tactics to promote innovative experience, coupled with an antiquated core that's enhanced by state-of-the-art afterthoughts.
Linux, the leader in not using any tactics to promote user-defined experience, coupled with state-of-the-art core enhanced by innovative afterthoughts.
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02-28-2008
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Re: Quote of the day
Do you have the camera?
(a question my colleague asked me today while holding the camera in her hand)
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"There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew." - Marshall McLuhan
"We must not forget that when radium was discovered no one knew that it would prove useful in hospitals. The work was one of pure science. And this is a proof that scientific work must not be considered from the point of view of the direct usefulness of it." - Marie Curie
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03-03-2008
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Re: Quote of the day
my whole day is a joke of the day, i (well myself, 2 guys that do office furntiture, and an electrician and a networking tech) spent 4 hours in the morning setting up a polyvision room wizard on this new treadmill workstation, for presentation to our customer, take the cube walls apart, and put in some cabling into it, hide the wire, drill a few wholes to mount the wizard, recofigure that setup a few times.... it was getting to be around noon, and the designer who is responsible for the floor walks by and is like "i dunno why you guys are doing all this, the station is moving in like 2 months..."
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Microsoft, the leader in using innovative tactics to promote irksome experience, coupled with antiquated technology that's held together by a pyramid of makeshift afterthoughts.
Apple, the leader in using irksome tactics to promote innovative experience, coupled with an antiquated core that's enhanced by state-of-the-art afterthoughts.
Linux, the leader in not using any tactics to promote user-defined experience, coupled with state-of-the-art core enhanced by innovative afterthoughts.
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