
___Faced with the opportunity of a student in a class, always sit in front; this way the beauty & intelligence of the other students does not distract you & you may focus your full attention on the ugly stupid teacher.
___Faced with the opportunity of instructing a class, seat your students in a circle so you only look relatively stupid and ugly.

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semantics is not always just pedantic quibbling. ~ douglas r. hofstadter