I am; and Continue to Be!

Racoon · 03-04-2006

I can sing,
I can dance,
I can go poo-poo in my pants!

I will be young again!

Racoon · 03-04-2006

I will get around to it,... Ok? (jeesh)

I am a 3-Toed Sloth

Racoon · 03-04-2006

I can come up with new material.....

I am a comedian

I am feeling nervous butterflies

I am stepping to the stage

I am sweating like a whore in Sunday School

I am bombing my jokes

I am booed and hissed!

I am dodging beer bottles chucked at me

I am resilient

I am steadfast

I am turning the crowd around

I am placating the mob; I am placatory

I am suddenly unstoppable..

I am making it to Hollywood Baby!

I will wake up in a padded cell again..............

infamous · 03-04-2006

Yesterday I came,
Today I am,
Tomarrow I'm gone....................................

Racoon · 03-04-2006

I will say a few words:

I am strapped in an electric chair

I can have the 'Last Supper' of my choosing

I will have T-Bone Steak, Mashed Idaho potatoes, green beans, peas, corn-on-the-cob, with lots of Gravy

with a couple o' beers...

I am full all the way up to my Lower Esophageal Sphincter

I am tripping on tryptophan

I am ready for whatever is in store

I can not move my arms; the shackles too tight

I am saying my last words...............

I will SEE YOU ALL IN HELL!!!

Loricybin · 03-04-2006

i will NEVER post on this thread. NOT ONCE!

oh,
shit.

Drip Curl Magic · 03-05-2006

I will not let my cadaver be consumed by earth.

I will be shot into space when I die.

I will float and float.

I will float until I am sucked into a black hole.

or

I will float until I am discovered by aliens.

Or

I will just crash land on an uninhabited planet.

or.

I will be sucked into a star.... and burned.

I will float, I might burn, I might be discovered, I might have every atom in my body ripped apart with unmatchable force.

But whatever may happen...

... I will not care

because

I will be dead.