I am; and Continue to Be!

[Loricybin]

i can turn peanut butter halfway into jelly, and spawn white bread from my palms.



got any peanut butter?

[Drip Curl Magic]

I can rift pulse 2 synth mod perculator bongs in atleast 3 oriphises (sp?) at a time.

I have lime primed out the bind ridden into stiff bread, bitches, and big screen TV's.

I am transmitting energy from my brain, into my fingers, onto the world wide web, onto YOUR monitor, light percieved by your eyes, trasmitted to your brain.

I am tired.

[Loricybin]

i am a swift kick in your groin

[Jay-qu]

Originally Posted by Loricybin

i am a swift kick in your groin

Ouch!

dont know if I have been kicked, but have coped my fair share of knees during basketball matches!

[Racoon]

I am a Trunk Full of Funk

I am your PusherMan

[Racoon]

I can produce ATP via Oxidative Phosphorylation

[Drip Curl Magic]

I am illusive.

I can eat you.

[Racoon]

I can Wreck your Whole Set
I can Shred Apart,
I will make you wish that you hadn't Bet,
I will start with your Heart

I am the Leopard

[Racoon]

I am the Dragon

I can transform Shape...

[Loricybin]

i am a shapeshifter

i can shift shape.

i WILL be the following in the next ten seconds . . .

-llama

-barracuda

-wallabe

-a mysteriously undiscovered island just off the coast of the san fransisco bay
(and freezing cold, no doubt)

-a building, swallowing people whole, and later spitting them out (not whole)

-a hypographer named Bobert

-an anti-hypography protester outside tormod's house, with signs and imaginary protesting friends with imaginary signs and causes

-a carrot cake.

I am sort of wishing i could shiftshape as a shapeshifter.