What's Goin On in Our Real Lives

[Boerseun]

I think his terrible abuse of power can only be forgiven by pasting a big "www.hypography.com" and a big red "H" on the outside of the Crew Exploration Vehicle. The URL should be applied in big luminous highly visible Infrared and UV-resistant paint, right next to the main camera.

That should do, I think.

[Tormod]

Yes, that would be a minimum requirement. Then we can start talking about the crew jumpsuits.

[InfiniteNow]

Originally Posted by Tormod

Then we can start talking about the crew jumpsuits.

How about tattoos?

[Pyrotex]

Okay guys, before you get toooooo carried away...

The new job is not well defined yet. But it is basically the job of keeping track of all the software changes made (by others) to some of the flight software and ground software that will support the vehicle. It's kind of an integration, configuration management, update scheduling kind of job. I will be working closely with the manager (my boss) and he intends to take on another job in six months, leaving me as his replacement.

There. I've told you more than I actually know.

Somebody else will design and cut metal on the CEV and paint the exterior with NASA meatballs. So sorry.

EDIT: hmmmmmmmm... I may be able to persuade the crew to get tattoos, however.

[Boerseun]

Originally Posted by Pyrotex

EDIT: hmmmmmmmm... I may be able to persuade the crew to get tattoos, however.

Cool. All the female crew will get lower-back just-above-the-g-string hypography tramp-stamps!

I want it on the CREW EXPLORATION VEHICLE!

Come on, Tyropex. You can do it. Pull a few strings, talk to a coupla' people, you know. Make it happen, know whaddeye mean?

[Jay-qu]

Sound like an idea Soerbeun but dont push the man to hard, we will settle for are large revolving H logo on all the screens before they cut to ad breaks on the maiden voyage!

[Tormod]

Originally Posted by Pyrotex

There. I've told you more than I actually know.

Perfect match for a NASA contractor, then.

EDIT: hmmmmmmmm... I may be able to persuade the crew to get tattoos, however.

No, the deal was the decals on front of the CEV. Or else the "nurse" who checked on your shoulder last week will, uhm, not remove the little, ah, "thing" she implanted to "speed up healing".

[Tormod]

Originally Posted by Boerseun

Cool. All the female crew will get lower-back just-above-the-g-string hypography tramp-stamps!

...

Come on, Tyropex. You can do it. Pull a few strings...

What are you suggesting Soybean?

[Mercedes Benzene]

Sorry that I'm late friend!
WELCOME BACK Pyro!

[Boerseun]

Originally Posted by Tormod

What are you suggesting Soybean?

Heck. And I thought you worked in the Space Industry, Domrot!

The quickest way to get anything done is to have the crew insist on it!
And the quickest way to get the crew on your side, is to pull some strings!
If those strings happen to be... er... G-strings, roughly the size and shape of a teabag, so much the better. But only if the particular crew members are female, and hot. That goes without saying. If there are to be no female crew, then having any of the male crewmembers display their underwear is just plain unsettling, and then we'll have a spot of bother in convincing NASA to put an "H" on the CEV.

Crew Exploration Vehicles, Female crew, G-Strings:

Hot chicks in rockets. What more could a boy want?