Well first, I suggest we write the questions better. How is a cat's IQ measured by asking the ingredients in crab rangoon? It's obvious to anyone with even an
advanced degree in hyperbolic topography that we should ask them about catnip instead. Also, I mean, seriously, have you seen where dogs are forgetting to capitalize their Barks? Mice too, they've taken on the quizzicle attributes of their lab rat cousins, mispelling their squeaks by using two e's! They should be auto-failed and forced to live in the sewer.
I've heard that the National Animals Defense Society (NADS) is rallying support to make testing green paraketes' non-euclidean geometry against the law! Can you believe it? I mean, where do we draw the line folks?
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