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My girlfriend wants to find this lotion product

Their is this product that you apply on your but and it makes your but look very young. I know this wrong for asking. But my girlfriend's cousin wants to find this lotion thing. I don't know why but I have to be on a search for it because my girlfriend says that her cousin's birthday is coming soon.
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Re: My girlfriend wants to find this lotion product

Haha - this is prolly the funniest post I've read in days!

Come on, own up! You want it for your girlfriend's butt, because you saw cellulite there and you're grossed out!

As a dare, you go and look for a girl without cellulite! And don't refer me to any pics on the web, they all use PhotoShop to get rid of it.

Come on, I've also used the "my girlfriend's cousin" story before!
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Re: My girlfriend wants to find this lotion product

Boerseun, stop it!

We all know that it's you that wants to use it. I'll buy some for you next Christmas, oh, I gave away I know where to buy it, yes ok I use it and by the way it works very well!

The instruction pack that accompanies the lotion is very good, it reads as follows:

1. Take off your pants.
2. Get someone else, preferably your mother to apply the lotion to the infected area.
3. You get results in 3-5 days.

However, my mother applied to much and I ended up getting blisters. You have been warned!

I'll PM where you can buy it Boerseun.
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Re: My girlfriend wants to find this lotion product

It's called a stair master...
Or, if making the butt look young is the goal, then perhaps a diaper would work? Nah, old folks wear diapers too...


Seriously though, is it some sort of skin firming lotion? If so, have you made any progress in finding it?
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Re: My girlfriend wants to find this lotion product

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2. Get someone else, preferably your mother to apply the lotion to the infected area.
My mother?

What side of the trailer park are your from?!?!
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Re: My girlfriend wants to find this lotion product

Seems like an interesting product.

I dub the manufacturer as nuts.

The site. Scroll a little.
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Re: My girlfriend wants to find this lotion product

I've noticed similar products but don't go near them, one of them reads Painin Di'Arse! Another one reads Ana-Lotion, and the third reads, Big But Cellulite Control.

" Seems like an interesting product " says Ronthepon,

Are you considering buying Big But Cellulite Control?
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Re: My girlfriend wants to find this lotion product

Guys enough with the jokes, alright it is actually for my girlfriend. She has a nice ass but it doesn't glow like a Christmas tree or isn't as soft. Her butt is kinda like sandpaper in a sense.
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Re: My girlfriend wants to find this lotion product

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Guys enough with the jokes, alright it is actually for my girlfriend. She has a nice ass but it doesn't glow like a Christmas tree or isn't as soft. Her butt is kinda like sandpaper in a sense.
I beg your pardon? How can you talk about the love of your life in that manner? I think you are being mean. Cellulite is natural, and there is no need for her to use any cream of any sort. Those creams tend to be very expensive, and of very little use. I recommend healthy eating and regular exercise, and getting a boyfriend who loves her - cellulite and all.
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Re: My girlfriend wants to find this lotion product

Sounds like a pair of running shoes is the only hope.
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