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As to your first question, yes - I live about 500m from the shore. The lake is man-made, it's a dam built in the 1930s to facilitate intense agriculture downstream. It's got an extensive canal system flowing downstream for hundreds of kilometers, watering lucerne, wheat, corn, vegetables, you name it. But the water smells a bit odd at times due to algae blooms from nitrogen coming from the Johannesburg metropolis upstream. It's not too bad though, we fly over it with microlights over weekends, I'll post some pics. It really is a nice spot.

As to your second question, Magic Carpets are currently out of stock - they're really fast sellers! You'll have to wait a tad for that, but I'll keep one for you when the next shipment comes through.

Your Nubian Goddess Sex Slaves will be shipped out on Wednesday. We have to do a few quality control tests first, though. I only sell the best, and it's my hard duty (pardon the pun) to ensure that these ladies are first class.

And yes, we take credit! Plastic is fantastic!

Hey dude, I scoped out Hartbeespoort on the Google Earth. Looks like a beautiful place. Do you live close to the lake?

By the way, I'll take (2) Magic Carpets (it's good to have a second vehicle) and (3) Nubian Goddess Sex Slaves (that's not too many is it?). Do you take credit?

Here we sell candles, magic carpets, knives, and slaves. What'll be your pleasure?

I thought it was the candle shop, or was that the magic carpet shop?

Is this the knife shop?