ahh, the mayor.....once again
your post was really funny and Hypo appropriate. I have been looking at this website to see if there is something you can modify- check it out and see if works-looks like the kids can actually make their own, and of course that would make it really special http://www.geocities.com/jonjb.geo/buildyourown.html
alas, i toasted with espresso as my stomache virus prevented me from running out to the market. I must admit though, i have always had a preference for the French wines, even though my lineage is Italian