Gotta say I'm glad it's not everyday I have to be the overbearing firefighter half drowning kittens so I can put out the flames on their backs.
How'd you find out I was evenhanded anyways? E-stalking me by reading through my last 2k posts?

You'd better keep quiet about that, if the general rabble learns I'm not the hard-ass I play in the movies I could lose my street cred.
Also,
a guide to newbies(good) and n00bs/noobs. There's a distinct difference, between the two, and that's why I consider n00b to be an insult. It's hilarious, and true, all at the same time.