| Re: North Island of New Zealand
How are the sheep?
Sheepdogs happy?
Any Olympic sheepdog trials coming up?
What brand of sheep-wormer do you use?
What do you think of crutching (very controversial )?
Caught any illegal shellfish poachers today?
Māoris revolting?
Stopped the cows farting opps I mean burping yet? (40% of your CO2 emissions man that must be smelly)
worked out your own flag yet? 
What have you got against poor old Epsilon?
Any chance of a palace revolution over there?
(We are plotting) 
What has happened to the South Island -or am I being parochial?
I note the L. of T Rings Village in the USA has collapsed (sub prime) Any chance of a new Hobbit-town real Estate Complex in NZ?
Shot any possums lately?
What time do the lights go out?
From one of your many friends across the ditch  | 
