What would it take to prove the existence of a God?

[Freethinker]

Originally posted by: VeritasAs for my almost proof, it almost proves that the universe was created. Mathmatically.

See! That is why I am right and you are WRONG.

MY proof DOES prove COMPLETELY, not just your "almost" proof!

[Freethinker]

Originally posted by: Veritas
As for my "blindly" accepting this as nearly proof, I usually search multiple sources for proof backing my faith.

You only need "multiple sources" because your first source is not absolutely correct. Mine is. If your main source was perfectly accurate, there would not be the need for "multiple sources". Therefore I do not have your failing need, the need of "multiple sources". My main source IS perfectly accurate, never wrong, always correct.

And you can not prove otherwise, so therefore I KNOW I am correct.

[Tormod]

Veritas, take a hint: You are being warned. Please read our FAQ, especially the point about "How should I behave".

I'll quote it for you: "1. If you make strange claims, please provide proof."

You claim to have an "almost" proof (for what I am not sure). Some of us are trying to tell you that in order to qualify as proof, you need to back it up with something. An "almost" proof is not a proof. It's like toy money - it may look like money but you'd be chased out of a store if you try to use it.

Instead you do what a lot of other people here do: turn the question around and ask "prove that it doesn't". That is simply ignorance. And when you follow it up with a meaningless statement that you "usually search multiple sources for proof backing my faith", it is hard to take you seriously.

What sources? Which faith? Remember, we don't know you.

Your signature says: "There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance."

Then show us some good and stop proving how evil you are.

Tormod

[Tormod]

I see pink unicorns all over the place now...

Tormod

[Freethinker]

You can't see her, she is invisible! :-)

You mock the Great Invisible Pink Unicorn? May you be gored by her majesties invisible golden pink horn!

Now I have to wonder how many have seen "Kiss Hank's Ass" ?

[Tormod]

Oh, she may be invisible, but I can feel her in my heart. I *know* she is the reason behind everything. I always check multiple sources when I say stuff like that.

Tormod

[GAHD]

ooh, that hurts my head O,o...Invisible and pink just don't got together at all. Unicorns I can grasp, but somthing both invisible and pink? THis must tbe the infallable one, it contradicts itself yet exists, and created everything too....

[Tormod]

Now we're talking!

The sad thing is, now that we have this warm and cuddly feeling, someone will come along and say the The Book of the Pink Unicorn has strange inconsistencies in it, and that someone has done bad things in the name of th P.U., and that the P.U. did not create everything because the Green Squirrel did, and thou shalt have no other Squirrels than the Green one so we are all doomed.

But fear not - when they ask us to prove that the P.U. exists we know what to do. We ask them to prove that it does NOT exist! Yes, I feel the good logic of it all fills me with a desire for, er, almost lambchops.

Tormod

[Freethinker]

It's

I. P. U. [/size]

[Freethinker]

Originally posted by: GAHD
ooh, that hurts my head O,o...Invisible and pink just don't got together at all. Unicorns I can grasp, but somthing both invisible and pink? THis must tbe the infallable one, it contradicts itself yet exists, and created everything too....

Exactly GAHD! We KNOW that the Great IPU has to be real because even Atheists believe in her. No other god myth can say that!

And we have faith that she is pink, BECAUSE she is invisible. And we KNOW she is invisible because we can't see her! Simple logic.

As the Grand High Llama Rich Daniel has proclaimed "Dear Heretic, Only the faithful can see Her. 'Nuff said"