I Thelonius hit my point exactly. Your mischevious Uncle was being a bit tricky and maybe
you can call him on it.
My Grandfather gave me story (as he loved stories).
There was a convict to get last rites before his execution. As the Father came in to do
last rites, he said, "I can not give this man last rites". The warden asked him, "Why
not ?" The Father responded, "Brothers and sisters I have none. This man's father is
my fathers son".
So what was the relation of the convict to the priest ?
Maddog