Seven heads, Ten horns

Garry Denke · 10-01-2007

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Originally Posted by Boerseun

Gary, I have to give it to you. I have thought that you were just another forum troll. Turns out you actually do have a sense of humor. Kudos on the chuckles. I have never thought to apply numerology to musical instruments. But there we go. Harmonica players are EVIL!!!

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Originally Posted by chilehed

Garry, you had me fooled until now. I thought you were one of the paranoid/schizophrenics for whom the internet provides a forum for their otherwise ignored ravings (like Gene Ray).

But this piece is too clever by half...very funny.

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Originally Posted by Buffy

Why in God's name is this not in the Music Studies forum?

Well, I'm so tired of crying, but I'm out,

Buffy

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Originally Posted by Boerseun

God, this is funny!

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Originally Posted by Southtown

The art of inaccuracy.

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Originally Posted by Garry Denke

all that work, only '6' comments, what's that say...

...12 hoping for, Ol've Oyl'd d'well, Thanks anyway.

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Buffy · 10-01-2007

That's 12. Not 10, and not 7. What a relapse....

[later]That's much better than that drivel about 12 pseudo-apostles![/later]

Who's to blame when situations degenerate,

Buffy

Garry Denke · 10-02-2007

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Originally Posted by Buffy

That's 12. Not 10, and not 7. What a relapse....

6 sorry, me' no Go'd at blue' harps 7, 10.

but me' Sing....

I AM Pops Eye WHO I AM
I AM Pops Eye THAT I AM
I'M Strong To The 'Finich'
'Cause I Eats Me Spinach
I AM Pops Eye WHAT I AM

....

bad

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Originally Posted by Buffy

Who's to blame when situations degenerate,

Buffy

not G'ost

bust'rs, who Ya gon'a....

I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and Square.
I Biffs 'em and Buffs 'em
And always out Roughs 'em
But none of 'em gets Nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my 'Fisk',
It's 'Boff' an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep 'Good Be-hav-or'
That's your one Life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the 'Finich'
'Cause I eats me Spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

....

bl'me

Garry Denke · 10-07-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffy

[later]
That's much better than that drivel about 12 pseudo-apostles!
[/later]

I had ur back, Ol've, ...

The Perfect Lie

..., why'd u M'sS it up?

Oyl'd d'well,

later!

--
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, then beat 'em.
-Madalyn Murray O'Hair
(1919-1995)

Garry Denke · 10-08-2007

TORI AMOS LYRICS

Father Lucifer
You never looked so sane
You always did prefer the drizzle to the rain
Tell me that you're still in love with that Milkmaid
How's the Lizzies
How's your Jesus christ been hanging

Nothings gonna stop me from floating
Nothings gonna stop me from floating

He says he reckons I'm a watercolour stain
He says I run and then I run from him
And then I run
He didn't see me watching
From the aeroplane
He wiped a tear
And then he threw away our appleseed

Nothings gonna stop me from floating
Nothings gonna stop me from floating

Everyday's my wedding day
Though baby's still in his comatose state
I'll die my own Easter eggs
Don't go yet
Just don't go
And Beenie lost the sunset but that's OK
Does Joe bring flowers to Marilyn's grave
And girls that eat pizza and never gain weight
Never gain weight
Never gain weight
Father Lucifer you never looked so sane
You always did prefer the drizzle to the rain
Tell me that you're still in love with that milkmaid
How's the Lizzies
How's your Jesus Chirst been hanging

Lissies

Harps 7 heads 10 horns Blues
(milk maid lissie golden)

Garry Denke · 10-09-2007

Thus in Name

SHE

rides

HE

horning a Harp

. . . And they sung a new song....

Drive Thru Church - NewSong Edit

....

'th

'Buddy Christ'

Drive-through church

Boerseun · 10-10-2007

All very funny, but the point of it will be? I think we have by now determined quite thoroughly the evil nature of the previously-thought-to-be-innocent harmonica.

Garry Denke · 10-10-2007

Once Upon a Time in the West . . .

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Originally Posted by Boerseun

All very funny, but the point of it will be? I think we have by now determined quite thoroughly the evil nature of the previously-thought-to-be-innocent harmonica.

The Name IS: "Harmonica"

Cheyenne is taken away, and Harmonica is left to deal with the newly arrived Frank. Jill goes upstairs to take a bath, while Frank tries to bribe Harmonica into giving over the property. He also attempts to find out his name, but Harmonica still gives him only the names of Frank's victims. Away from the town on his train, Morton offers Frank's men a large amount of money to kill Frank, whom Morton is tired of being pushed around by. They attack Frank after he fails to bribe Harmonica. Harmonica keeps mysteriously saving Frank from the gunmen and lets him get away. This angers Jill who wishes Frank dead, to which Harmonica remarks that not letting someone else kill him isn't the same as saving him (i.e., he wants to be the one to kill Frank). Frank arrives at Morton's train to find his entire gang murdered, save for Morton again who is only wounded and dying.

Upon Cheyenne and Harmonica's return to Sweetwater ranch, Harmonica waits for Frank to arrive. Inside Cheyenne shaves up a bit while having a heart to heart with Jill. Cheyenne tells her that men like he and Harmonica could never deserve to be with a woman like Jill, even if she herself loved him. Frank finally does come, and still wants to know who Harmonica is. Harmonica's past and motive for revenge is then revealed. Frank, a long time ago, hanged his brother for reasons unknown, while Harmonica, as a boy, was forced to stand and act as support for his brother, who would hang if he moved. Frank told him to "Keep his lovin' brother happy", and put a harmonica in his mouth, for the sheer torture of it. Harmonica's brother died, and this left him scarred and thirsty for vengeance.

His past now revealed, Harmonica faces Frank in a duel. The two men fire, but Frank loses. As repayment for what he did so many years ago, Harmonica takes off his harmonica from the chain around his neck, and puts it inside Frank's mouth, who plays a few wheezy notes, and finally realizes who Harmonica is before dying.

. . . the point is . . .

"Always Keep your Lovin' Brother Happy"

7 heads, 10 horns, Play

Buffy · 10-21-2007

Hey Garry, check this out:

tristero sez:

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Originally Posted by tristero, Digby's Hullaballo, 10/21/07

This morning, I opened up the Times to find a full two page ad - we're talking over 130,000 clams for that ad - from the John Templeton Foundation which asked the question that bedevils us all: Does The Universe Have A Purpose?
...
Despite assurances from our physicist friends that the language of the universe is Mathematics, not a single answer tried to express the purpose of the universe in math. Well, I decided to take up the challenge and after a tremendous amount of thought this morning, and the sacrifice of far too many innocent napkins and backs of envelopes, I finished my calculations and can happily report that, mathematically speaking, there is a Purpose (P) to the Universe. It is:

P = trB

Where:

t is the sum of the "quantities" F, S, and G(h) - which represent the members of the Holy Trinity;
r is equal to 2, the dual nature of reality (spirit plus matter); and
B is set to Bennett's Constant.

So, does this one work? I played with it a bit, and of course Bennet's Constant is 7, but I'm having trouble getting 10 out of the rest of it...

Slightly less mathematically challenged than tristero,
Buffy

Garry Denke · 10-25-2007

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Originally Posted by Buffy

Hey Garry, check this out:

tristero sez:

So, does this one work? I played with it a bit, and of course Bennett's
Constant is 7, but I'm having trouble getting 10 out of the rest of it...

Slightly less mathematically challenged than tristero,
Buffy

Well, sum one 1111111111...
...a GD Devil thief...
stole Drive-through church...