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Old 03-02-2008   #1 (permalink)
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STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium

Royal Society Fellows have discovered that Stonehenge was used as a Football Stadium after its deep Ditch had yielded no Coal. Ancient energy mining prospector, LORD Fellow of Woodhenge, converted its white Ditch chalk pilings into Bleachers for enthusiastic area Sport fans.

Eleven (11) Gaps between six-foot tall Banks of the discovered Eleven (11) Bleachers made for quick and easy Latrine access to the Ditch, according to Royal Society Fellows, before the six-foot deep Toilet silted in.

Football Stadium Bleachers / Latrine



LORD Fellow of Woodhenge constructed a Ticket Line area with timber posts in the Ancient sunny northeast Avenue Entrance, with Players coming and going Freely through a southern Lower Entrance. Royal Society Fellows also found that Football became popular soon afterward.

Fifty-Six (56) Fence Posts separating the Eleven (11) Bleachers full of enthusiastic Sport fans were found in a Circle around the Stadium playing area. Horizontal fence Rails prevented Crowds from storming the Field.

Stadium Field Protection Posts / Latrine in Blue



Two (2) Goals at opposite ends Perpendicular to the Rising Sun served as Fair Lighting for both Team Sides and were constructed of Four (4) Station Stones, two (2) for each Goal. "Laws of the Game" developed with Number of white Ditch pilings made by LORD Fellow of Woodhenge.

Royal Society Fellows concluded Sport fans of Eleven (11) Banks and Sport fans of Eleven (11) Bleachers must have agreed the "Laws of the Game" were a lineup of Eleven (11) Players representing them to "Foot the Ball".

Stuffed Animal Skin Ball



Today, the most prestigious International Football competition is the FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) World Cup, founded 5,000 years ago at Stonehenge. It is the most widely viewed in the World, boasting an Audience twice that of the Summer Olympic Games.

Championship Awards numbering in the Hundreds stand as a Testimony to the many Teams who competed at STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium. Abandoned due to its Success, there were too many Trophies on the Field.

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Re: STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium

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Royal Society Fellows have discovered that Stonehenge was used as a Football Stadium
I'll give you the chance to site cite the source of your statement, but until then, you're full of shit.

Royal Society Fellows claimed that stonehenge was a giant fertility symbol, not a sports arena. Prove me wrong. I dare ye.



Also, neat way to include a volleyball from a Tom Hanks movie.

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Re: STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium

Has Wilson been recovered!

I thought he was lost at sea.

Is this a recent photo? He looks great.


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STONEHENGE: First Olympic Stadium

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I'll give you the chance to cite the source of your statement, but until then, you're full of shit. Royal Society Fellows claimed that Stonehenge was a giant fertility symbol, not a sports arena. Prove me wrong. I dare ye. Also, neat way to include a volleyball from a Tom Hanks movie.
STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium

Royal Society - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Royal Society - the UK's national academy of science

A Volleyball Stadium also.

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I know precisely what the Royal Society is, jackass. I'm waiting for you to support your claim that they stated that stonehenge was a ballfield.
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Well, now neither of these links appear to reference Stonehenge as a Football Stadium.

My understanding is that even today, the purpose of Stonehenge is still a mystery but favorite explanations include an Astronomical Observatory, Astronomical Calendar, or a place of religious worship.


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STONEHENGE: First Olympic Stadium

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Has Wilson been recovered!

I thought he was lost at sea.

Is this a recent photo? He looks great.
It is all true actually.

Foreign cowhide and pighide animals found:
BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Stonehenge's huge support settlement

International bones discovered there also:
Huge Settlement Unearthed At Stonehenge Complex

Olympic athletes' housing was discovered:
National Geographic News Photo Gallery: Stonehenge Builders' Village Found

STONEHENGE: The First Olympic Stadium:
2012 Olympics - Google Search

History repeats Itself,

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Another non-relevant link...
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STONEHENGE: First Olympic Stadium



Stonehenge stands as a Tribute to the great World Olympians
who Came all of the way Cross Country just to Compete there



Why ye dishonour them?

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STONEHENGE: An International Sports Arena

3100 (BC) Olympic Games Football Competition

The Durrington Wallers defeated the Woodhenge Warriors, 7-6.
Olympic Stadium footballs not found yet.
Excavation continues.

Fellows Arena Gladiators Report:

Skeleton Could Hold Secret To Stonehenge (from Salisbury Journal)

2300 (BC) Olympic Games Archery Competition

German "King of Stonehenge" Amesbury Archer champion won the Gold.
Boscombe Bowmen took the Silver and the Bronze.
'The Body from the Ditch' lost.

'Backside Bullseye' Game Target.

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