Santie is Mine!

[ldibart]

So I have finally figured out the best Christmas gift for all..I am trapping Santie Claus in a time loop!
my device is quite cleverly disguised as a Christmas tree. Why? Good question!
see the real genius is not in the making of said device, it is in the purpose, which purpose is ME getting an unlimited amount of presents..once santie has placed ... the present under the "tree"

the present will "escape" the time loop and appear under My Tree in the "now"

I also took the liberty to add chaotic energy to the time loop, allowing for our beloved santie clause to have the freedom to choose a different gift to place there (this I thought was very nice of me indeed)

so as plainly seen, this is good for us all. santie clause is overjoyed with the giving of gifts I am overjoyed with the getting gifts and everyone else is overjoyed with me getting the gifts ...WE ALL WIN! this is Brilliant!!!

[pamela]

hmmmnn.... kind of a new spin on "the giving tree", where can I get mine?

[Turtle]

Santy is already in a time loop and he cycles 'round once a year. Should you implement your plan, you will get the lumps & switches you deserve. Give off the obsession with cargo, for what you do not have, you can not loose.

[ldibart]

Originally Posted by Turtle

Santy is already in a time loop and he cycles 'round once a year. Should you implement your plan, you will get the lumps & switches you deserve. Give off the obsession with cargo, for what you do not have, you can not loose.

hmm..you make a good point . I didnt even realize he was in a much larger time loop..
the thing is, as part of my masterful scheme... I had to be good all year so as to not receive reindeer poop nor coal.. now I will have to rethink this out, I mean what would happen if you put someone already in a time loop into another one

lumps and switches... this is all really getting tricky, does not seem worth it to me anymore

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by ldibart

hmm..you make a good point . I didnt even realize he was in a much larger time loop..
the thing is, as part of my masterful scheme... I had to be good all year so as to not receive reindeer poop nor coal.. now I will have to rethink this out, I mean what would happen if you put someone already in a time loop into another one

lumps and switches... this is all really getting tricky, does not seem worth it to me anymore

The indigenous people of my area let you be good all year and get cargo, but in a rather bass ackwards way that vexed the authorities no end. I give you, the Potlatch .

Originally Posted by WikidPedian

A 'potlatch is a festival ceremony practiced by Indigenous peoples of the Pacific Northwest Coast in North America, along Pacific Northwest coast of the United States and the Canadian province of British Columbia. This includes Haida, Nuxalk, Tlingit, Tsimshian, Nuu-chah-nulth, Kwakwaka'wakw and Coast Salish cultures. The word comes from the Chinook Jargon, meaning "to give away" or "a gift". It is a vital part of indigenous cultures of the Pacific Northwest. It went through a history of rigorous ban by both the Canadian and United States' federal governments, and has been the study of many anthropologists.
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Within it, hierarchical relations within and between clans, villages, and nations, are observed and reinforced through the distribution or sometimes destruction of wealth, dance performances, and other ceremonies. The status of any given family is raised not by who has the most resources, but by who distributes the most resources. The hosts demonstrate their wealth and prominence through giving away goods. Chief O’wax̱a̱laga̱lis of the Kwagu'ł describes the potlatch in his famous speech to anthropologist Franz Boas, "We will dance when our laws command us to dance, and we will feast when our hearts desire to feast. Do we ask the white man, 'Do as the Indian does?' It is a strict law that bids us dance. It is a strict law that bids us distribute our property among our friends and neighbors. It is a good law. Let the white man observe his law; we shall observe ours. And now, if you come to forbid us dance, be gone. If not, you will be welcome to us."