Fortunately...Unfortunately...

[freeztar]

Unfortunately, the bandit had planned on being found and took off on a different motorcycle, with nothing left behind except a broken hose, an empty tank, and a copy of "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".

[pamela]

Pamela of course, had a 1946 Indian fully restored, and headed off back to her posh, renovated warehouse fully stocked with every amenity, including 1800 cases of Petrone. Keith while on the otherhand, trying to get some semblance of sanity, and only a half a shot under his belt, sat down and began to read.

[Moontanman]

Fortunately as Keith read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" he heard a small pop. He looked up to see that a little green alien about 18" tall had appeared. Instantly he wondered just what had been in those tequila bottles he had drained to get his half shot. The small green alien leaned close and whispered. "I know know where Pamela is holed up with your tequila!"

[pamela]

But Pamela, having fined tuned her mind reading capabilities , able to cleave thru both space and time, and yea, even thru the most closed of extraterrestrial thought patterns, was able to confound them both with her new location. And of course, there was that one particular rendevous, with that fine cat from Nabiru, that gave her much insight not only into their psyche, but developed a passion for that rocking moonshine elixir that was to totally transcend for.

[Moontanman]

Fortunately for Keith, Zod his little green alien buddy, had a electrogravitic tracking device that was totally unaffected by all mind powers. Zod attached the device to Keith's motorcycle which Keith was able to repair using advice from his copy of "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance". Keith put his little buddy in his back pack the race was on to find the tequila thief before she could drink all of Keith's prized tequila collection....

[pamela]

That Pamela, the matermind of all thievery, was yet one step ahead of keith and his dastardly plan to steal back the prized petrone.She initiated the invisible force field surrounding her Indian, and not only did it protect her from view, but could successfully scramble any and all types of signals transmitted thru all magnetic fields.however there was one glitch, if Keith, being empowered physically by means of uranium, he could indeed actually find her with his paramagnetic abilities.



btw-this story is absolutely cracking me up

[Larv]

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Unfortunately, a Texas-size asteroid hit Pamela's garage and erased all traces of biological life in the upper biosphere. Fortunately, the deep hot biosphere survived, but it will take another three billion years before the upper biosphere is re-seeded and sufficiently re-evolved so that this story can continue.

we now return you to your scheduled programming "the adventures of tequila swilling Keith and his arch nemesis and quite beautiful Pamela"

[pamela]

when last we left Keith, half a shot down, alien pal in tow, heading towards the west side, he was reminded of that little side job he had done at the uranium plant.Hmmmnn, he thought"i wonder if my paramagnetic abilities may help me in finding Pamela?" So he pulled off the road, tossed the alien, you know his back was killing him by now, and proceeded to put him self in a transcendental meditative state.How useful he thought, good damn thing i learned at that world renowned psychologist's knee ,Michael Mooney.

[Larv]

Not only is Pamela quite beautiful, she is also Wonder Editor. I tried to drop an asteroid on her story and she brushed it off like a a flake of dandruff with her magic wand. That's sexy!

[pamela]

hahahaha! sorry larv, i so couldnt resist-we can take off where you left off if you like!