they got it all wrong

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

As we get ready to welcome 2010 it dawns on me....
Where the **** is my flying car?
Where are all the hot alien babes?
Weren't we sposed to be colonizing space by now?
Where are all the mechanical humanoids?
Where's my interstellar RV?
How's bout the homicidal computers controllin everythin'?
What gives?

[pamela]

As we get ready to welcome 2010 it dawns on me....

Where the **** is my flying car?
in my garage
Where are all the hot alien babes?
i can see you but you cant see me
Weren't we sposed to be colonizing space by now?
i will take you there in your flying car
Where are all the mechanical humanoids?
got a mirror?
Where's my interstellar RV?
oh please, those went out years ago
How's bout the homicidal computers controllin everythin'?
and you just thought this was Hypography, eh...
What gives?
your mind apparently, want it back?

[Moontanman]

Originally Posted by DFINITLYDISTRUBD

As we get ready to welcome 2010 it dawns on me....
Where the **** is my flying car?

You didn't get your shipment?

Where are all the hot alien babes?

They live next door to me

Weren't we sposed to be colonizing space by now?

The CIA keeps all that on the down low, I have a down payment on a condo on the shore of the Sea Of Tranquility. Construction has been delayed by all the antinuclear nuts!

Where are all the mechanical humanoids?

Shhhh, if they know you know they will replace you with one
of them

Where's my interstellar RV?

Again those pesky antinuclear nuts are spoiling everything!

How's bout the homicidal computers controllin everythin'?
What gives?

Now you've done it, quick, don't answer the door, run to the window, climb out and jump to the tree hanging over the next yard, it's your only hope, wait for my call. We'll try to get you out before they find you, trust no one!

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

Damn you two are funny

Shame the monkey won't let me give yins a banana


[Mr Moonman git yer mind out of the gutter]

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

your mind apparently, want it back?

not really

[Moontanman]

I like my nanna's dipped in tequila, WOW what a party last night, i was threatened with bodily harm, more half naked young girls than the law allows, and lots of tequila!

[Moontanman]

Originally Posted by DFINITLYDISTRUBD

Damn you two are funny

Shame the monkey won't let me give yins a banana


[Mr Moonman git yer mind out of the gutter]

Hey I resemble that remark!

[pamela]

Originally Posted by DFINITLYDISTRUBD

not really

Muahhhhhh!!! Its mine, all mine......
and i actually find it rather interesting

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

Ain't it odd (well interesting (to me anyways)) that Hollywood and various other media presenters still envision basically the same future toys and advances as they did in the late fifties...even as recent as the eighties there was an expectation that we'd be significantly further advanced culturally, technologically, and scientifically than we are by now....was it that the millennium seemed much further away or have we as a race been too lazy, or perhaps too stubbornly attached to old beliefs...are we trapped in yet another loop? (I do ever so much hate being stuck in a loop...if history must repeat it could at least throw in a little variety)

[Moontanman]

It has been a long time since I saw anything really new being predicted, it's usually just a rehash of the old deal. Possibly technology is going in directions so different than we first predicted our ability to predict is still caught up in what we want to happen and it cannot yet see what is going to happen.